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Slight Surprise: Kensington Man Falls Over

Slight Surprise: Kensington Man Falls Over

World Exclusive Photos - UNCENSORED   VERY late Breaking News: A Kensington man fell over, The Citizen can be the last to reveal. The 60-year-old stumbler - who has publicly fat-shamed himself repeatedly for “carrying excess timber” - tripped on a small step and landed like the proverbial “sack of spuds”. The unremarkable incident (280,000...

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